The Three Wolf Moon -Part 2

Normally when I write a blog post that's it, end of story on the subject but not the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. The main reason being I got one! The mighty shirt to end all shirts. I had held off getting the shirt due to the unknown effects the shirt might have on the opposite sex with my rugged looks, 5 o'clock shadow, and abs that double as a cutting board it was already like shooting fish in a barrel when dealing with "the ladies." There was no need for the shirt it wouldn't be sport to wear it when "on the hunt." For many of you who don't follow my blog and haven't read the first post this is what the three wolf moon looks like.

As you can tell the shirt is truly a fascinating spectacle, I mean one wolf howling at a moon and starlit sky with an aurora borealis accenting the rich color would be incredible but THREE?! That's 66.7% more wolf and one of the wolves is facing backwards showing its dissenting opinion to conformity and natural rustic spirit of independence. Obviously, this shirt carries with it magical powers to a degree that cannot be measured it is purely supernatural. 

The first wear- I woke up late the day after receiving this gift I was tired (It was hard to sleep the night before knowing a new life awaited me) As I put on the shirt a feeling of power came over me I happened to walk by a mirror before walking out the door I noticed the shirt was properly covering my girth like no shirt had ever covered it before. I hurried and put on my jump suit for my daily job as a janitor unzipping the top part and tying it around my waist so my wolves would properly show. I quickly ran out the door and noticed a buffalo grazing in front of my trailer an obvious sign the shirt had severed the line between nature and humanity. The lovely Tuscaloosa rose of the trailer park named Janet who so often had eluded my advances had caught the impressive spectacle taking place on my shirt from across the street and immediately was struck with the inability to speak. Playing it cool I nodded at her which turned out to be a huge mistake as she fainted from the mere interaction. I brushed this off and jumped into my 82' Toyota Tercel then pumped the pedal to the metal......to allow enough gas in to get the car to start. The whole bottom of the car fell out due to the sudden force. I was without transportation, I looked over at the buffalo still grazing in my yard grabbed my rabbit fur seat cover and threw it over the top of the buffalo. The buffalo did not respond at all to this I jumped on and the buffalo obviously tamed by the three wolf moon took off. A day of adventure awaited...


To Be Continued...