Hey everyone today I was thinking about some weird parts in Disney movies that made total sense when I was a kid but the more I thought about it the weirder it has become now that I'm an adult. Here are three disney movies that didn't explain some major part of their shows.
Beauty and the Beast
OK, so basically the story is about a girl named Belle who's father is caught by a beast while hunting but in order to save her father she offers to take her fathers place as the beast's captive in order to save her father. After a while she starts to see that the beast is actually a pretty swell guy just misunderstood and falls in love with him. She then finds out he is cursed and his ability to love her lifts the curse and turns him into a handsome prince.
The part they overlooked....
This is the same beast that made Belle his slave in the first place which is a horrible way to start a relationship in most expert's eyes. If you're that big of a jerk to force someone to be your prisoner forever because her father was trespassing there's not much hope for you to love anyone. Its obvious Belle was being brainwashed because why would you fight against the people trying to save you? In the end this is a massive plot hole Disney forgot to fill up. Also it teaches ugly people if they learn how to love they will totally look like this...
Although I'm not sure they would want too
Snow White
The story of Snow White goes as follows a young girl is sent away to be killed by a queen because she is the fairest of them all (meaning she is a dime). She runs into the woods and meets up with untidy dwarfs. So during this time the queen figures out that Snow White is still alive. So she decided if you want something done you have to do it yourself because hitmen are fools.
- FOOL!
So the queen become's this creepy ugly witch....which is ironic because she was so obsessed with the way she looked, and makes a poison apple that Snow White eats and dies.
- Stranger Danger
After she dies the ticked off dwarfs kill the witch/queen, then they try to unsuccessfully revive Snow White. After that they pretty much assume she is dead and prepare to bury her when a prince shows up and kisses her and she comes back to life and lives with the prince happily ever after.
The part they overlooked....
So wait the Prince was strolling through the forest when he came upon a dead girl surrounded by midgets and.......he kissed her? Yeah the prince totally kissed a dead girl. Which begs the question how many dead girls did he kiss before Snow White? Sorry but this is just weird. Also what does this teach children, that if you kiss dead people they will come back to life? Smooth move Disney....Its you who created necrophilia.
Toy Story 3
In this movie Andy is headed to college and accidentally sends his toy's to the daycare where they have a traumatic experience. They get out and are then given away by Andy to a small girl with a big imagination and we are left to conclude that they live happily ever after.
The part overlooked....
And then what they will last for another five years at the most until the girl realizes that they are boy's toys and throws them out. This makes us have to wonder if there will be yet another sequel to the saga because the closure that was supposed to give didn't give closure to the sharp ones like me. Oh and it appears as the saga will actually not be over as there is major talk of a Toy Story 4. So keep your eyes open for it.
Well let me know what you think maybe you have an answer to these questions. As for now carpe diem
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