The Three Wolf Moon

"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt." -Chinese Proverb

You the reader are probably asking yourself right now what is this shirt and why do I feel a deep instinctual howl welling up inside my bosom. That my friends is the three wolf moon finally a shirt perfect for that next party....or your next trip to wal-mart.  What makes this shirt so great? I'll let this Amazon Review do the talking....

"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women

Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark."

This shirt is made by the mountain a company that creates the most amazing shirts you will ever see. As a personal user of the company that makes this product I can speak first hand on the greatness of it. I own this shirt...

Truly a beautiful spectacle of masculinity.

This shirt is irresistible to women I call it my party shirt and yes women do flock to me when I'm wearing it (exception: Chili's waitresses). I would highly recommend anyone out there to get a shirt made by the mountain they are truly magical.