The Bro Code (My Favorites)

Once again I'm writing in my blog because I have a million things to do and instead of focusing my creative energies on building web pages and studying things pertaining to Islam. I decided to focus them on more important things like my blog and bane memes.

Today I will be focusing my efforts on The Bro Code a book of rules among men inspired by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother. The book covers all the major contours of everyday life among guys from the rules of who gets shotgun (front seat of a car), to proper grooming in order to attract "the ladies."

Sup Ladies

 First off I have to act as if this book does not exist so that women don't go and read it and learn the secrets of all men. So to get them to stop reading I'm going to put a few sentences in here about sports such as Derrick Rose having not returned and Kobe Bryant's torn Achilles.......ok they are gone now. Probably back to their Pinterest world where they belong.

Well, time to go pin more stuff for my fake wedding 

 Today I decided I would pick my top 6 favorite tips from the Bro Code and Share them. Why 6?Because I don't conform. I might actually turn this into a thing where I have a random top 6 every week, but don't count on it. If you haven't read the Bro Code you can access a shortened version at www.brocode.org. 

The Top Six

1. A Bro does not make up his own nickname, if he does break this rule his other bros shall start calling him an embarrassing nickname that relates to his chosen nickname.

example-

Kevin: I think I want to be called "The Peace Train."

Jim: You think you want to be called "Piss Train?"

2.  A Bro never asks another Bro to come with him to the bathroom.

example-

John: This is a riveting conversation, but nature calls, would you like to continue it in the bathroom?

Steve: No, and we are no longer friends.

3. If a Bro learns that another Bro has been in a car accident, he must first ask the condition of the car before asking the condition of the Bro.

example-

Trent: Hey did you hear that Bob got in a huge wreck last week.

Bill: Was the nissan totalled?

Trent: Yeah.

Bill: How is Bob?

Trent: Dead.

4. If a Bro loses at a game he is required to make an excuse for himself examples would include equipment malfunction, length of grass, aesthetic enviroment, and/or time of day.

5. A Bro never questions another Bros stated golf score, max bench press, or physical prowess he can however ask the Bro to prove it in the form of a wager.

6. A Bro never tells another Bro to shave. Only women do that.

Hopefully you enjoyed peace out, roll tide, carpe diem, and bro.