Mullets

Here I am back writing in the ol' blog again in my quest for views, because nowadays I base my life on how well known I am on social media sites.

 

"yeah mom justin bieber is following me on twitter!"

So i'm back in Vernal, Utah for the summer working in a graveyard.

"thanks for ruining my day with the most depressing sentence ever formed"

My first day back as I was driving into town I saw a mother "walking" her two children. The term walking is in quotes, because both children were on leashes and rocking mullets like some sort of animals that would require one to imagine them as pets. In no way am I saying that people who have mullets are lesser human beings (wink wink nod nod). But, if you find yourself as an adult with a cutting device creating some sort of follicled folly on your child's head, all I ask is that you don't put a leash on them and symbolically show what everyone else is thinking. Roll Tide yal.