The Call of the Mustache

Well I'm almost at 2000 views and it's only taken me a year and a half which is kinda a big deal for me even though most other blogs already have like 500,000 views by this time, and rather than wait for people to randomly stumble on my blog to reach 2000...

 I've decided to keep writing posts and blitz people into viewing my blog.
Also, now that I'm in Vernal and not going to school I seem to have copious amounts of time on my hands. What better way to spend this new found time than on my blog because people are giving me such good feedback....like my mother.

"Your grammar is horrible son"

So I've been trying to think of topics to write about. Most of my thinking is done at work while I endlessly weed eat for ridiculous mind numbing amounts of time per a day and while also getting a pretty impressive farmers tan which ladies seem to find irresistible.

The difference between Mr. and Sir

The thought came to me to write on mustaches. Part of the reason I chose mustaches is because my most successful blog post ever was on beards. The thought came to me that maybe I can cash in on some of this action and see if writing about facial hair again will boost my views. The second reason is because I have a rich family history of mustaches and my face insists on growing one. Which is reason enough. Many great men have worn/wear mustaches...

Above every great speech is a mustache that lived to tell the tale

Hey it's my old hot wheels track

Say everything without saying a dang thing

I find your lack of "stache" disturbing

My mustache can beat you 7 ways to Sunday

The main stumbling block in my quest for a 'stache seems to be that I can't really grow one, despite my impressive lineage. Any sort of upper follicles on my well endowed face usually end up looking something like this....

YOLO!

I guess "the call of the mustache" will come at the right time and one day I will be able to honor my many ancestors before me who have born mustaches and it will make me great as evidenced by this convenient chart...

That is all for today folks life's a garden....DIG IT.